Neil Schleifer

Football? Sorry, I never saw the thrill in watching a bunch of 300 pound bruisers chasing a man with a ball as he desperately tries to get away from them! It's kind of like professional Playground Bullying.

Now curling -- that's a sport! Played on a rectangular sheet of ice, two teams take turns sliding heavy, polished granite stones down the ice towards the target as sweepers with brooms help direct the stones to their resting place. No violence; teamwork; strategy -- I think the Canadians have the right idea.

Now if there were a Super Bowl of Curling ........